SEAN CODY REVIEW 3½★→Sean & Cole’s Staycation is an Uneven, Chemistry-Light Affair
For those of you expecting a Sean Cody Getaway for the holidays, I have news.And it’s not the good kind.Tonight, in lieu of any holiday away, we get a standard scene featuring monster-cocked Sean, who’s 100% in charge of (helpless? hapless?) bottom Cole.As far as I can see in these promo materials, there’s nary a Santa hat or a sprig of mistletoe in sight in this scene, nor in Saturday’s matchup, already revealed to be with Randy and Dexter.So Merry Fucking Christmas, everyone!
Level of Enthusiasm: Only barely measurable by the finest of scientific instruments.
Scene Expectations: Moderate to low. A good physical match but very different personalities should make this one tough from the get-go. Cole has zero personality to add, too, so all of this scnee is on Sean’s shoulders. Also worth noting: Instead of promoting this scene on Twitter today, Cody is already promoting Saturday’s scene instead. What does that tell you?
Expectations Met?: TBD.
Ripped Sean and fit bottom Cole are making their way back indoors after a quick trail hike. “I hope Cole is ready to take my dick cause he started blowing me on the trail, and if he’s not up to par; I am going to destroy his ass!” says hunky Sean. “I heard he’s strictly a bottom, and that makes me excited cause now I get to use my cock to it’s full potential. I’m so excited to dominate his ass,” adds Sean. “I hear he has a huge cock so I’m a little nervous, but mostly excited. Definitely, the biggest cock I’ve ever taken,” says brown-haired Sean [sic. They meant Cole here I believe]. He continues, “I’m kind of hoping for some rough, interesting positions. I don’t think my ass is going to be the same after this, and I’m ok with that!”
This scene just went up in the last hour so this is going to be a truncated review.A one-minute duet of solo interviews is awkward as shit, pointing to zero chemistry between these two. Then we cut to the Curtain Room, where a brief exchange of tongues leads to Cole trying to suck Sean hard.He mostly succeeds, which is a good thing, because Sean now has to fuck him doggie style. We know Cole’s ready, but is Sean?Sean fumbles a bit at first, struggling to stay hard enough to penetrate. (You can also see the heavy makeup under his eyes in the shot below:)Then he kicks into gear, fucking Cole hard and deep, allowing nice shots from above and the rear:Cole then rides for short time before we move to a sidefuck, which produces a load out of Cole: Sean’s pop seems to happen much later though:We got a blow-job-in-the-park interlude which should have served as a nice bridge but instead misplaced.Cut to the Living Room, where Sean is eating out Cole as Part 2 begins:Then he’s in missionary:While this is the best visual of the scene so far, Sean struggles staying completely hard. It’s not a bust, mind you, but it’s also not solid either.
Then, as required by the Geneva Conventions, we move to a pile driver finale. Here, if nothing else, gravity works to push Sean’s moderately hard dick down and into Cole.* No doubt making Newton proud, “gravity” then fucks a load out of Cole.But Sean then adds the Cumshot of the Day with this perfectly decorative bit of icing on Cole’s ass cake:That it seems to happen pretty quickly only adds to the allure. A brief ATM and kiss brings us out.
A strong finish makes up a bit for a sluggish, uneven scene that was far too short on chemistry and consistency.
A one minute Behind-the-Scenes consists entirely of Sean trying unsuccessfully to put both his dick and balls in Cole’s ass. Skip.
*Could this be the reason why so many scenes end this way? Hmm.