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SEAN CODY REVIEW 3½★→Sean & Cole’s Staycation is an Uneven, Chemistry-Light Affair

My Rating:

Giant-dicked Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene. For those of you expecting a Sean Cody Getaway for the holidays, I have news.Giant-dicked Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene. And it’s not the good kind.Giant-dicked Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene. Tonight, in lieu of any holiday away, we get a standard scene featuring monster-cocked Sean, who’s 100% in charge of (helpless? hapless?) bottom Cole.Giant-dicked Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene. As far as I can see in these promo materials, there’s nary a Santa hat or a sprig of mistletoe in sight in this scene, nor in Saturday’s matchup, already revealed to be with Randy and Dexter.Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.So Merry Fucking Christmas, everyone!

Level of Enthusiasm: Only barely measurable by the finest of scientific instruments.

Scene Expectations: Moderate to low. A good physical match but very different personalities should make this one tough from the get-go. Cole has zero personality to add, too, so all of this scnee is on Sean’s shoulders. Also worth noting: Instead of promoting this scene on Twitter today, Cody is already promoting Saturday’s scene instead. What does that tell you?

Expectations Met?: TBD.

Another Take: Harlan lumps in with a perfect coal metaphor in his look at this scene here at The Sword.

In Cody’s Words:

Ripped Sean and fit bottom Cole are making their way back indoors after a quick trail hike. “I hope Cole is ready to take my dick cause he started blowing me on the trail, and if he’s not up to par; I am going to destroy his ass!” says hunky Sean. “I heard he’s strictly a bottom, and that makes me excited cause now I get to use my cock to it’s full potential. I’m so excited to dominate his ass,” adds Sean. “I hear he has a huge cock so I’m a little nervous, but mostly excited. Definitely, the biggest cock I’ve ever taken,” says brown-haired Sean [sic. They meant Cole here I believe]. He continues, “I’m kind of hoping for some rough, interesting positions. I don’t think my ass is going to be the same after this, and I’m ok with that!”

In My Words:

This scene just went up in the last hour so this is going to be a truncated review.Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.A one-minute duet of solo interviews is awkward as shit, pointing to zero chemistry between these two. Then we cut to the Curtain Room, where a brief exchange of tongues leads to Cole trying to suck Sean hard.Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.He mostly succeeds, which is a good thing, because Sean now has to fuck him doggie style. We know Cole’s ready, but is Sean?Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Sean fumbles a bit at first, struggling to stay hard enough to penetrate. (You can also see the heavy makeup under his eyes in the shot below:)Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Then he kicks into gear, fucking Cole hard and deep, allowing nice shots from above and the rear:Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Cole then rides for short time before we move to a sidefuck, which produces a load out of Cole: Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Sean’s pop seems to happen much later though:Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.We got a blow-job-in-the-park interlude which should have served as a nice bridge but instead misplaced.Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Cut to the Living Room, where Sean is eating out Cole as Part 2 begins:Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.Then he’s in missionary:Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.While this is the best visual of the scene so far, Sean struggles staying completely hard. It’s not a bust, mind you, but it’s also not solid either.

Then, as required by the Geneva Conventions, we move to a pile driver finale. Here, if nothing else, gravity works to push Sean’s moderately hard dick down and into Cole.* No doubt making Newton proud, “gravity” then fucks a load out of Cole.Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.But Sean then adds the Cumshot of the Day with this perfectly decorative bit of icing on Cole’s ass cake:Giant-dicked and ripped hottie Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene.That it seems to happen pretty quickly only adds to the allure. A brief ATM and kiss brings us out.

A strong finish makes up a bit for a sluggish, uneven scene that was far too short on chemistry and consistency.

A one minute Behind-the-Scenes consists entirely of Sean trying unsuccessfully to put both his dick and balls in Cole’s ass. Skip.

*Could this be the reason why so many scenes end this way? Hmm.

See More of These Dudes:

Click here for Cole and slide here for Sean’s last scene with Deacon, Daniel and Jackson .(which I guess will suffice as our only Getaway this year.)


Giant-dicked Sean gets to be 100% in charge today as he fucks total bottom Cole, in this Sean Cody all-bareback scene. 

Comments (2)

  1. Alex says:

    Don’t you think 3 stars is a little too much? You give more cons and pros, you almost seem really afraid to go lower than 3, what gives?

    • John Tegan says:

      All pros and cons are not alike, so you just can’t add them up. Also, I’ve written many Cody reviews this year that came in under three stars, so I am hardly afraid to do so. There were simply enough good moments to get this one over the three star threshold.

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