Looks like I’m going to have to wait to blow my load all over your hot, handsome face (while you yell at me about the hamburger maker) until we meet in heaven.
I’ll miss seeing you on late night infomercials while I wank off thinking about you treating me like the bitch that I would be for you.
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sad he's dead, but yeah I always jerked off to him late at night also… Good looking bear
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought he was handsome!
You have to wonder if before going to sleep last night, pitchman Billy Mays thought of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon, and said to himself one last time, "but wait, there's more!"
I've always thought he was handsome
Different strokes for different folks.
So what paid ad do you jerk off to at 3 am in the morning when the porn chans are scrambled and you don't have any DVDs?
he isn't that cute at all! >.<