They’re from Quakertown, PA, their songs range from mildly amusing to just plain annoying.

But they’re hot and bassist Evil Jared Hasselhoff, with his fuzzy facial hair and bulging muscles, is the hottest.

Which is why I went nuts when, on a German TV show called TV total, Evil Jarred stripped totally naked and showed us his impressive body and… ok Average-sized dick. The crowd loved it and he even pulled out his ballsack to show the show’s name written on them….

And yes.. I have the full video after the jump….

Now leave me some comments, dammit.

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