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“Make up sex.”

Rather sweet, really.

(some jokes just write themselves)

~Political~

OK, so I have been getting this in my email box from many people, and I wanted to address it, as publically as possable… I make no apologies about being anti McPalin… This email is just the kind of propiganda they must spew, to try and get elected.

I’m voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.
I’m voting Democrat because it’s better to turn corn into fuel than it is to eat.
I’m voting Democrat because I’d rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.
I’m voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they’ll think we’re a good and decent country.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe people who can’t tell us if it will rain in two or three days can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don’t start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.
I’m voting Democrat because it’s alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I’m voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
I’m voting Democrat because oil companies’ 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.
I’m voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can’t blame them for that, can we?
I’m voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I’ve decided to marry my horse.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn’t it?

My point by point rebuttle.

I’m voting Democrat because I understand that America is the melting pot of many different cultures, and traditions, and what they choose to do or not do is none of my business.

I’m voting Democrat because alternative sources of energy is key to our well being, as a country, and as an individual.

I’m voting Democrat because I know that it will take ten years to produce a drop of oil from off shore drilling stations, and will reduce the price of gas by a total of 4 pennies.

I’m voting Democrat because I know that the foundation of our economy is the middle class. When they have more money in their pocket, they decide where their money goes. Whether it is big oil, or small business. Its their choice, not the government.

I’m voting Democrat because I know that it is crucial to have a proper exit plan, and deadlines for Iraq, and Afghanistan to take control of their own destiny. We cannot afford to police the world.

I’m voting Democrat because I understand climate change is a major problem. Greenhouse gasses will continue to saturate our environment, and will contribute to the death of millions of humans, and animals across the world unless we begin to switch over to non hydrocarbon based sources of energy. I also understand that by doing so, we will create millions of 100% American jobs that cannot be outsourced.

I’m voting Democrat because I understand that the right to choose is just that, a right! The government has no jurisdiction over my body, or the bodies of anybody else.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that small business is where we should be focusing, and not big business. For to many years the rich have gotten richer. Its time for the middle class to have a chance. Big businesses will still have their profits, but no longer will they have our future in their hands.

I’m voting Democrat because I don’t believe automatic weapons should ever be available to the public, and I understand proper regulation will encourage responsible gun ownership.

I’m voting Democrat because the police, fire, and rescue companies should be well funded to keep the criminals where they need to be. I also understand that a gun in the home is far more likely to cause harm to myself or my family then protect.

I’m voting Democrat because our dependency on oil is obscene, and must be reigned in.

I’m voting Democrat because the constitution should never be used to deny rights to anybody, black, white, gay, straight, liberal, conservative, religious, atheist.

I’m voting Democrat because I understand that illegal aliens are just that, illegal. If they have been here for an extended amount of time, however, it is better off to make them a productive, tax paying citizen.

I’m voting Democrat because I understand that gay, and lesbian couples are productive piece of society and are entitled to the same rights and obligations as a straight married couple, and understand that separate but equal is not equal.

Most of all, I am voting Democrats because it is blatantly apparent that Republicans as they currently stand, are ignorant people who rely on half truths, and fear mongering to create a society that can only be described as “free market” socialism, Where big corporations hold the lives of millions in their hands, only to leave them in the dust when a new, and cheaper place to get the work done is scouted, and encouraged by our government, doubling their profits through a combination of tax breaks and outsourcing.

Vote against the ignorance. Vote Obama/Biden!

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