• To the straight guy at the party last night… http://lansing.craigslist.org/rnr/1797870768.html #
• Apparently Eminem almost committed suicide. Better luck next time. #
• #ff @menofporn @LegendaryCub @_TeamGay_ @FullThrottleFit #
• via @huffingtonpost: Playboy Runs Remarkable Anonymous Tea Party Confessional http://huff.to/9AaZS4 #
• Remember… 72 cups of coffee will deliver a lethal dose of caffeine. #

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Saturday morning ritual…

1) Drag sorry ass out of bed.

2) Put record on turn table, put on coffee.

3) Open door to garden, let out dogs.

4) Say “I don’t WANNA go to the gym”

5) Go to Youtube and search “flexing.”

6) See hot young men with abs.

7) Say… “right. THAT’s why I’m working out.”

8 ) Drink coffee, post to blog, get sorry ass in car and go to the gym.

I woke up with this song in my head. Besides, any video with killer teddy bears deserves to be seen more.

I’ve been playing the new Nevermore album to death at the studio. Yes, I have my own office with a door but I do kinda play my music a bit… loud. Anyway… listen to “Without Morals” which is my favorite song on it. Can’t wait to see them on Tour.

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve wanked off thinking about Rob Halford… I wanted him back when I was a teenager and I still do.

One of my more embarrassing moments was having to tell him that I named my shitzu after him.

Rob came out LONG before it was “cool” and the audience all kinda went “ok” and kept buying the records and going to the shows.

If you haven’t SEEN one of those shows… do it. He’s playing Ozzfest along with a few other bands I’ve told you about including one of my new favorite bands Kingdom Of Sorrow.

Check out the tour dates here. OH and Ozzfest is also a great place to pick up those drunk, horny, adventurous metal heads looking for some head. Just saying.

So I met a guy on Twitter and the two of us started to make all sorts of jokes about how lame guys can be. Mostly straight guys. Which is what he is. I get along with our straight brothers pretty well, usually…

Maybe because I’ve taught so many how to take it up the ass.

The point is that we started to realize the difference between the way that straight guys and gay guys view things and we decided to blog about it.

And the result is Guy Vs Guy, our creation which I’m SURE is going to ruffle a few gay feathers and maybe get a few straight guys a bit… nervous.

Enjoy.

OH, and don’t worry, I’ll keep my sociopolitical rantings there and the porn here.

I can’t be the only one who wonders… “really…. nobody looked at that and said anything?”

Check out the whole gallery of “WTF?” after the jump…

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I’ve spoken to plenty of Active Duty military personnel. Everyone under the age of about 50 agrees that they’re fully aware of the gay men in their ranks, don’t care, don’t think it’ll make any difference and think that all the theater around not allowing the guys to be open causes a lot more problems that it solves.

That’s got nothing to do with this rather adorable guy having some fun in the barracks other than “soldiers don’t spend all their time sitting in tenches. A few gay guys to come up with other silly things to do would make things go faster.”

I have a feeling that with the new iPhone, new iPad, new Kawasaki Vulcan and my brother’s time off for summer vacation that we just might have some very fun up-coming road trip videos. If anyone remembers back in the “Motorcycle Diaries” days when I shot those vids of my little brother fucking the guys he picked up on our Death Valley road trip… well… that is again a possibility…

Carl and Jasun’s cross-country debauchery Tour 2010.

These are things that make you go “Vroom.”