REVIEW 2½☆→Big-Dicked Peyton’s Solo Debut is a Snoozefest
In the opening interview, Peyton plays coy by telling us his three favorite porn-searching categories*, all of which would apply (shockingly!) to both woman and men. It’s almost like he was coached and shit. By the way, they are (1) big asses (2) redheads and (3) creampies. And that my friends is about the highlight! While a perfectly good looking guy, Peyton is as dry as toast on screen, exhibiting no on-camera charm while jerking off (though he does produce a lot of sperm).Ass fans out there who often (rightly) complain that Cody never shows butt will be pleased with the nearly four solid minutes of airtime for Peyton’s rear. The rest of us will just shrug and wonder why.
Here’s what Harlan at The Sword thinks.
Odds of Returning: I’m going with 2½% because this writer’s gaydar showed no signs of life watching Peyton.
*I half expected him to plug Sean Cody sibling PornHub because the gods of cross-promotion need to be fed, people.