SEAN CODY REVIEW 2¾★→Newcomer Ernie Fucks Fellow Newbie Greyson in a Flat, One-Note Joint Debut
Sean Cody rolls the casting dice tonight by pairing together two brand new, never-fucked-before-on-camera newbies – Ernie and Greyson (left to right above).On the other hand, it could be less a daring move than perhaps a “one and done” situation. [The word I was searching for here was dumping.]Level of Enthusiasm: Little to none.
Scene Expectations: Low. Very low. A decent body match and perhaps similar enough personalities are plusses. But zero experience between them together with less than perfect physical specimens to boot adds even more risk here.
Expectations Met?: TBD.
Ernie and Greyson make the perfect match with their fit and toned bodies. They lift some weights by the beach as they prepare to unleash their pent-up energy on each other in the bedroom. “I’m a little nervous,” says Greyson, because “I don’t know how big his cock will be. Might be way too big for me.” There’s only one way to find out… Greyson slips his hand up Ernie’s shorts and discovers the truth; “Ya umm, it’s a big one alright!” Ernie smiles as he checks out Greyson, “He’s got a great ass, so this’ll be fun.” “It’s going to go extremely well. There’s tons of chemistry between us,” responds Greyson. “Can we just go to the bedroom already?” Asks Ernie.
[I always start by looking at the length of the Cody before even looking at it, because it often tells you a lot about what to expect. This one is a mere 22 minutes long, or nearly half as long as Brysen and Angelo on Saturday. Which: Uh oh.]
We start on the water’s edge where Ernie and Greyson anticipate what’s to come (while I myself dread it, all the while hoping I’m wrong). The guys then do bicep curls over jaunty music while also tugging at their shorts, which is just about as awkward as it sounds and, conveniently, uses up three minutes of that 22 minute run time.
Cut to the Blue Diamond Room, where the jaunty music bleeds over into the start of the scene as Ernie rims Greyson after Greyson weirdly proclaims “eat my assssssssss!”. As the camera gets closer to Ernie, he looks at it. Perhaps frightened, the camera moves around a lot after this, going in and out of focus. With nearly 1/3 of the scene now already over, we finally see dick as Ernie side-fucks Greyson, who’s making odd faces for the camera. Shocking. Ernie does a respectable job here physically, but it’s very one-note, right up to and beyond Greyson’s cumshot:We get a janky cut Ernie’s own c-shot, which seems to indicate it took him awhile:A kiss brings us out and another kiss bring us in to Part 2 in the Living Room where Greyson then gets on his knees:It’s just . . . ok. Ernie then takes charge by pushing Greyson to the floor to fuck him missionary.There is little interaction otherwise between the guys. They are more pre-occupied with the mechanics of what they’re doing than putting on a show. This is what you’d expect from new performers, which is why you don’t put them together.
As Ernie continues to fuck Greyson, he suddenly lurches forward and kisses him, then makes him flip over for a doggie fuck. It’s a rather un-smooth transition. Nevertheless, Ernie finally gets into a solid, interesting rhythm, but the clock indicates we’ve got less than three minutes to go here so it’s a bit late.Indeed, Greyson soon cums (above). It’s an ok cumshot, but it’s at a weird angle and his face looks more horrified than pleased. Ernie’s cumshot (which I assume took place much later) is terrific, however, and captured dazzlingly:
That last shot may earn Ernie a return, though I fear his range as a top is limited. Greyson has a nice butthole, but is not really a performer in any sense of the word. We don’t need to see him again.
There is no Behind-the-Scenes. God is merciful.