Funny

From the set of my newest movie (still unfinished) with the working title “Wide Awake.” That’s Jesse Jackman. And of course the penis of Johnny Parker. [...]

There are times that I wonder just how I manage to not turn everything into a dirty joke. [...]

Gentlemen, I give you the Air Jordan 9 Black Bottom. While I would never stoop so low as to make tasteless Jason Collins jokes, I will leave those to my friend the guy I harass mercilessly on Twitter, Dave Rubin. I harass him mercilessly not only because he’s hot, but because he’s funny and stands [...]

When you’re at a Gay, Clothing Optional resort…. well, let’s just say that not all men are created equal. But the other thing I realize is that big/small/thin/thick/cut/uncut…. People care less about that than they do the guy attached to it. Unless it’s a really thick, uncut dick with red pubes. Then I’m on my [...]

NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet OK? Like how you can NOT see a dick there? And go fuck yourself, asshole, I’m not a weirdo… you’re just an asshole. Who probably can’t recognize a dick because he’s never seen one while sober enough to remember the next morning. OK… so a few [...]

Han Solo. NOT Harrison Ford. Han Solo. Although Harrison is very nice. (and if JJ Abrahams fucks up Star Wars 7, I will hunt him down and it won’t be pretty.) [...]

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Scott Hunter needed a drive to San Francisco. Then Dirk Caber gave me a shout and asked if he could tag along. So we piled into my car, bought some road trip food, lots of Red Bull and Kambuchea and hit the road. And with more than a few hours in the car (many more [...]

To be totally fair… that day would probably turn me straight. I tried to suffer through RuPaul’s Drag Race once and lasted about 3 minutes before I sent a check to the family research counsel. [...]

My new favorite time waster today… Texting With Jesus. Hilarious… vaguely offensive… filled with bizarre pop culture references and catty attacks on Lindsay Lohan. Just what I like. Any blog that tells us that Jesus’ favorite invention of the last 2000 years is toilet paper is something that everyone should read… share… follow…. repost and [...]

Anyone remember this gem? From a long-ago scene I shot for Cocksure Men… Hay Hikers 2 with Dakota Rivers and Jake Steel. This was back when I was only just learning to work with natural light and get the shots I needed to get. I do remember that that day at the Cruise Ranch it was [...]

My Straight Buddy isn’t staged video with porn stars playing convicts or drunk frat boys. These are real-life military guys from the 29 Palms area shot by Joe who runs the site. Mike and Joe and a some of Mike’s buddies went out to the bars, and came back with Mike’s old Platoon Sgt, who [...]

Independent director Chad Darnell posted this on his Facebook page. And a whole year of not laughing once… came to an end. All at once. I think I just collapsed a lung and I’m betting the people in the room next to be called security thinking I was being murdered. But I feel about 50 [...]

And yeah… I know… I’m being “stereotypical.” But you can tell which of those guys want to FUCK Carly Rae Jepsen and which ones want to BE Carly Rae Jepsen. keep reading… [...]