This is how the gloriously tattooed and ripped Parker Hurley (@parker_hurley) describes himself on Facebook:
“Parker Hurley is a 25 yr. old artist, nerd, gamer, pancake enthusiast and model. He is currently living in LA pursuing an acting career.”
Pancake enthusiast? Seriously? With THAT body?
Setting aside the enormous false modesty of Hurley (and virtually everyone else on the planet) now describing themselves as nerds, Hurley’s capsulation of himself sounds like it came out of the Facebook bio machine for models who just want more attention (and money) as actors.
But, wait, there’s more.
In this fawning mini-bio on an obscure media company’s website, the fantasy continues. Hurley, says the site, is “basically a geek living in a runway star’s body.”
Yeah, that’s it.
None of this tells us anything about the real Mr. Hurley, and a somewhat cursory search on the Internets turned up little on him, except this little gem from his tumblr: ”25. Artist. Actor. Nerd. Model. I live in the light.”
The light, you say?
Well, he ain’t here for his brains, nor his depth of thought. But he IS here for his looks, his slightly off-center ruggedness and everyone single one of those tattoos.
So Parker Hurley is HOTT. But maybe that just comes from living in the light.
I am a Pancake enthusiast too. I enthusiastically leave them on the plate. Now bacon….
Woah, I really want to do bad things with him, and Ian, I’ll fight you for the bacon if I can eat it off his stomach!
I’ve seen this guy! He was in line ahead of me at Costco cracking jokes with his buddy. Made us all laugh. I screwed him out as he walked away, but can’t remember clearly enough what I saw. Who cares! Now I get to see him naked! Oh happy day!