This is how the gloriously tattooed and ripped Parker Hurley (@parker_hurley) describes himself on Facebook:
“Parker Hurley is a 25 yr. old artist, nerd, gamer, pancake enthusiast and model. He is currently living in LA pursuing an acting career.”
Pancake enthusiast? Seriously? With THAT body?
Setting aside the enormous false modesty of Hurley (and virtually everyone else on the planet) now describing themselves as nerds, Hurley’s capsulation of himself sounds like it came out of the Facebook bio machine for models who just want more attention (and money) as actors.
But, wait, there’s more.
In this fawning mini-bio on an obscure media company’s website, the fantasy continues. Hurley, says the site, is “basically a geek living in a runway star’s body.”
Yeah, that’s it.
None of this tells us anything about the real Mr. Hurley, and a somewhat cursory search on the Internets turned up little on him, except this little gem from his tumblr: ”25. Artist. Actor. Nerd. Model. I live in the light.”
The light, you say?
So Parker Hurley is HOTT. But maybe that just comes from living in the light.