Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-02

• No, I do NOT want a Free fucking iPad. I happily paid through the nose for mine, thanks. #
• RT @Riktigger @jasunmark Happy Beltane Jasun :-) #
• Like. Actually made my own dinner. #

• Oh my freaking GOD i love this. Having a lot of fun customizing me new iPad. #
• To be honest.. now that I have it.. I kinda don’t wanna be seen with it. I don’t wanna look like those dweebs with cell phones in 1992. #
• How lame would it be for me to go to Starbucks just so I could sit there and read a book in my new iPad? #
• I can’t wait I can’t wait.. if I’m wasting my time while you make up your mind.. #
• The new state motto of Arizona should be “GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!” #
• I could stay home every night wait around for Mr. Right. take cold showers every day and throw my life away on a dream that won’t come true #
• Even though the neighborhood thinks I’m trashy and no good… I suppose it could be true.. but there are worse things I could do. #
• There are worse things I could do.. than go with a boy… or two… #
• how embarrassing that Sonny Bono wrote “and the beat goes on.” #
• If I could turn back tiiioomme… If I could find a way… I’d take back the words that hurt you and you’d stay…. #
• and I say “HEY BITCH!! Why do you have my boyfriend’s name written on all your damn punkin seeds? I’m gonna have to kick your fucking ass!” #
• Looks like we finally have a new “JAke For a Day” winner…. #
• #FF @JohnTeganXXX @DieselWash @aarontylerxxx @aboutgayporn @njjayt82 @JayUlrich @Piecesofseven @RockFagLuke @usorthem3 @cwarp #
• Allergies Suck. #
• #FF @SecretlyGay @flipflopscub @jasunhicks @nolageek @bryanslaterxxx @JASONRIDGE #
• #FF @realguysexposed @pornteam @chrisporterxxx @spunkworthy @GorgeousBoys @hotflesh #
• I. Want. A. Girl like you… to be with me tonight.. someone to love and kiss and hold me close and that’s alright… #
• #FF @xxAALLVVIINNxx @Perfect_Aries @carpioiscool @BarrettLong @angelxxxcruz @jbttm4u @J_Money23 @ErikTLA #
• Today is “Cheesy pop you’re embarrassed to like day” in my office. I’m expecting @JohnTeganXXX to tweet about it coming through the wall #
• #FF @AdamCLucas @MickHicks @JeremyFeistXXX @DaddyKenxxx @COPBlog @GotWoodQ @zach_alexander @SpencerDrakeXXX @tristanpr #
• It’s just…. a little crush… not like I faint.. every time we touch…. #
• #FF @TylerSaintXXX @Tyler_Andrews @TheRyanPaul @WolfHudsonXXX @ImRomanHeart @johnmagnumxxx #
• It was long ago and far away the world was younger than today and dreams were given for free to ugly duckling girls like me… #
• #FF @gaypornzoom @DominicFord @TheHottestBoys @DaveM18Nov @FirefighterBlu3 @CobyMitchellXXX @JaredHylton #
• And those of us with ravaged faces lacking in the social graces quietly we stayed at home inventing lovers on the phone… at 17. #
• #FF @WetPlatinumMan @Dar474 @oxballs @Nash_LawlerXXX @Beefymuscle @bananaboi08 @Manly_Hands @SpunkWorthy @BrunoBondHF @MixMutt #
• #FF @Frankr0d @OahuAJ @redwoodsnaps @JeffreyMGr @chrism799 @frogboy229 @edmontongreg @ozdrivebuyz #
• A brown eyed girl in hand-me-downs whose name I never could pronounce said pretty please the ones who serve, they only get what they deserve #
• #FF @gregyorkxxx @rockettube @wickedgayblog @yetimenace @1800GayLive_TX @pornobobbie @Need1Uncut @benpatrick90069 #
• does listening to Janis Ian make me an honorary lesbian? #
• #FF @NikeAthlete @BustersDad @QueerLust @RichardMeade @fleshjack @JamesJumpsuit @DJEric @gaycarguy @crbinsf @wildcuddler #
• Apparently A-Ha have broken up after 30 years together. Which is like finding out that The Fixx is doing a “farewell tour.” #
• #FF @fang_uk @xTrevorKnightx @JettBlakk @benanddave @EricandtheAdams @jeremyroddick @topnma @bearjockswap @drakerock #
• If it wasn’t for gay porn, I’d be working deboning fish. I just know it. #
• #FF @RagingStallion @SamuelColtXXX @Cameronadamsxxx @DJChiChiLaRue @jasonpittXXX @ocelotjimwi #
• Let’s Dance… Let’s Shout.. Shake your body down to the ground…. #
• #FF @DrewCutlerXXX @Michael_Brandon @TLAgay @Hollywood_Ken @BerkeBanks @Stevecruzblog #
• Hm… so… Let’s see… Jasun home alone with a new electric toy… this can’t end well. #
• #FF @JoshGriffinxxx @rileypricexxx @ConnerHabib @tristanjaxx @DerrekDiamond @Cocksure Men #
• You ever have one of those “Oh shit.. did someone see me dancing my little gay heart out” moments? #
• #FF @jeremybilding @gptimes @tweetscottyb @queermenow @unzippedmedia @Shamama @GaySexer @mariocruzxxx @JakeCruise #
• So… if everyone in Australia jumped at the same time… would we feel it in Los Angeles? #
• #FF @jasonsechrest @queerclick @xbiz @Dewayneinsd @JohnMTegan @Hellax @Riktigger @chrism799 @Jack_Manly @Tat2dgy @kinksterK @DocPL #
• There are days I wonder how many people from my former “Tantramar Regional High School” search Twitter for “jasun” and find…. me. #
• Can you feel it… Can You Feel It? CAN YOU FEEEEL IT!!??!?! #
• #FF @jeremyroddick
  @Pierrefitch @bobbyclarkxxx
  @AlessioRomero @theswordcom
  @belamionline @AustinWilde
  @SportsFags #
• I GET MY F-ING IPAD 3G TODAY, GENTLEMEN! I WILL BE MASTURBATING UNTIL MONDAY.. PLEASE DO NOT CALL. (wait, you can use it for other things?) #
• Pop your head out of your Cheney: Halliburton May Be Culprit In Oil Rig Explosion http://huff.to/9PxwMu #
• RT hobronto”HP kills Slate project because it’s ‘focusing on WebOS’ and not because ‘Windows on a tablet is fucking idiotic.’” #
• RT @JASONRIDGE RT @billmaher Every asshole who ever chanted ‘Drill baby drill’ should have to report to the Gulf today for cleanup duty #
• The Lion And The Cobra is still one of my absolute favorite albums. Ever. #
• RT @JayUlrich Police are blaming @Grindr for a sexual assault on a 15-year-old boy. (instead of the 54 year old perp) http://bit.ly/c0f9bU #
• Withers: Pelosi promises DADT vote this year! http://shar.es/m5Ad9 #
• A Fascinating Read: Straight Writer Goes Undercover At An Ex-Gay Camp http://huff.to/9i4W2k #
• It’s a national disgrace that in Los Angeles, families with children have to wait over night on the street for a few free minutes with a Dr. #
• WTF… is this Somalia or Los Angeles?:Thousands Turn Out For LA Free Medical Clininc http://huff.to/9P2SiE #
• #3wordsbeforesex Where’s your Dad? #
• Can’t WAIT for the Bo Dean/Leo Giamani scene coming out on CocksureMen.com this weekend… Jake outdid himself on it. #
• via @huffingtonpost: Stewart Hammers Arizona For Immigration Bill (VIDEO) http://huff.to/bfAGX1 #
• Q- Jasun, do you miss your first love? A – Huh? I see him every morning when I shave. Duh. #
• via @huffingtonpost: WATCH: M.I.A. Releases Graphic, Explicit ‘Born Free’ Video (NSFW) http://huff.to/d7D4Ql #
• Goldman Sachs Traded Against Clients, Profited Off Their Losses, And Spread ‘Poison Throughout System’ http://huff.to/cdVIM1 #
• Apparently the new abbreviation for AZ is nAZi. #
• Give ‘Em HELL Mr. President…http://tinyurl.com/29b5jpp #
• OK.. but.. weren’t the Republicans all having a temper tantrum about “backroom deals” in he HCR bill last month? http://huff.to/dsqZD6 #
• Why is random house kids retweeting my joke about gay porn? #
• Looking forward to watching @RocketTube videos on my iPad while in line at the bank. #
• Dear 16 year-old self, one day you’ll proudly tell people who picked on you’ll “I make gay porn” and enjoy watching them squirm #gimmeacall #
• RT @PrinceJonathon RT @DJTeo305: So I just got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for putting all the Bibles in the fiction section… #
• RT @dknutson There’s a couple on a date at Spyhouse right outta Jersey Shore. We accept everyone here at Spyhouse. #
• Do they know that song is written by a gay disco band and… I mean.. isn’t it about being both top and bottom? http://youtu.be/S4BF1jsFhhI #

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